New Features:
- Processor Slack - Configurable, lovable, functional!
- 30 new extensions - What do they do? When do they crash?
- New H "R" Us Plus disk format - Larger files, more hardisks!
- LiarWire support - Super fast speed that isn't that dependable!
- Bug fixes - We got a lot of mail & we'll be getting a lot of mail.
- New apps - Jumpsuit Draw now works (a little).
- SpainTalk - Spanish only speech recognition.
- Integrated Java - With the Mr. Java Bean runtime app!
Other bonuses of running the Jumpsuit OS:
There's only one virus for the Jumpsuit OS: the MBDEFGHIJKF virus, which sometimes causes file loss by allowing you to empty the trash. The Mac OS has around 15 viruses and Windows has thousands, need we say more?
Jumpsuit OS users get nothing accomplished on their computers and end up abandoning them for outdoor activities, long-term relationships, and other real world activities.
Jumpsuit OS users get full free technical support any time, ALL THE TIME... If they can figure out our automated dial-up technical support system (running proudly on a Jumpsuit OS server).
The Jumpsuit OS runs on new and obsolete hardware, furthering the user base potential. It's easy to transfer your files back and forth between computers since the OS installs on anything made after 1985 (as long as you can install 64 megs of RAM).
The OS is fun and easy to use... If you're just like Jumpsuit Boy.
System Requirements:
- 64 Megabytes of RAM
- 32-bit display architecture
- 8 gigabytes drive space for minimal install
- Lots of patience and a good attitude
CPUs
- Macintosh 68k or PPC or clones
- PC or compatible
- Sony Playstation
- Sun
- Cray
- NeXT
- Be
- Nintendo Gameboy
